margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
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Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
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I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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