glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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