What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Randomize
