How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
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Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
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Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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