I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
only if we run a train.
done.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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