Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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