im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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