i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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