Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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