i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
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Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
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He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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