I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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