I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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