Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
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we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
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Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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