After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
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