So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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