AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Randomize
