I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
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He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
This is my gift to your gina
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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