Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
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As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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