I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
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she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
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I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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