Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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