i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
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I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
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So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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