Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
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Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
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Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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