We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Randomize
