3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I'm both gender and math confused
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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