you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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