She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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