I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
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What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
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i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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