I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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