Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?