saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
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I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
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After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?