dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
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If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
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Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.