Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
how does that bad decision feel?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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