The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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