come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I look better un-naked...
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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