Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
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Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
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No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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