I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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