What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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