She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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