ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
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She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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