i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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