I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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