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(847): View more from Illinois

Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.

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(404): View more from Georgia

Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.

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(817): View more from Texas

I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?

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(302): View more from Delaware

I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn

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(828): View more from North Carolina

yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store

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(303): View more from Colorado

i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.

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(503): View more from Oregon

So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!

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(217): View more from Illinois

According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout

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