That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
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and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
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I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections