She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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