Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
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I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
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I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout