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• (816): View more from Missouri

  My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party

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  so no drinking for you?

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  don't be silly

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up

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  i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one

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  ravioli

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.

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• (681): View more from West Virginia

  Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..

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• (716): View more from New York

  I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.

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• (707): View more from California

  We are horrible

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  Yeah but we're also awesome

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.

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• (631): View more from New York

  Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am

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