He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
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Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
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They left me at home... I'm a liability
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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