bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
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you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
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My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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