If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
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Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
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We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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