Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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