hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
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Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
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i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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