oh god the rape fog is back!
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Randomize
