chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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