Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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