let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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