I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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