People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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