How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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