Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
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i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
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Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize