This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
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I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
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we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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