Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
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Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
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I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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