I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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