let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
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Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
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I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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