I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
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It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
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The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?