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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.

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  needless to say I left

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• (801): View more from Utah

  the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.

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  I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.

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• (432): View more from Texas

  I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.

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• (806): View more from Texas

  You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.

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• (830): View more from Texas

  I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Stupid adulating

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  Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash

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